You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly-sh*t from me, except maybe my name, rank, and this glorious t-shirt right here.
This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you'll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).
• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
• made in the USA, sweatshop free